
Ok, reading any article about the wealth gap in the world (see the previous entry) has increasingly tempted me to donate to a charity or sponsor a child. I havent yet, but I would have if the members of a particular organization's street marketing team werent so amazingly annoying. I know I can not stand alone in feeling that the people who stand on the sidewalks of Manhatten harrassing people to sponsor a child are some of the most annoying people in the city. Let me breakdown exactly why I do not like these people. (Note: I am aware that this post does not fit into my normally positive and objective blog entries, but I need to get this off of my chest.) Now I will not name the organization at fault because I am pretty sure they are not the only organization that uses this type of guerrilla marketing to meet their objectives.
Anyway, the first problem I have with them is that they dont ask everyone if they would like to sponsor a child. They pick and choose what individual walking down the street they will jump out in front of and say "Hey, just give me minute of your time to save the life of a child!" Now, the reason I have a huge problem with this is because whether it is a charity, salesman or conartist its as if they are saying to me "Hey, of everyone walking down this sidewalk today you look like the sucker that will buy into my sob story!" Obviosly I am personally offended, was I looking a little too friendly today, or do I just have the face of a mark?
My second issue is that their one minute speech never takes one minute, and they really arent very concerned that you may be late for work as they go into ridiculous detail on how YOU can help these poor helpless children. Now, I will share a short true story, a very homely looking girl tracked me down on the way back from lunch and asked me a question. She asked, "How much a month do you think it would cost to pay for medical insurance, food, and school supplies for a child in a third world country?" My reply was "I don't know, $5?" She responded by yelling, " WHAT!!, Are you smoking crack!! How could you do all of those things for $5 a month!?!?!?!" Which basically made me want to walk away as quickly as possible. She went on to inform me of the "obvious" answer, which was $30/month
Now my third issue is what ended my conversation the last time I was approached by one of these reps. I was ready to sponsor my child and all I needed to know was where do I sign up. That is when she informed me that she would need my credit card or bank account number. Um, no. I don't think so. There just isn't any way I am going to give my credit card number or bank number to someone I just met on the street 1 minute ago. So, not taking no for an answer she showed me her driver's license so maybe I could use her name and face to track her down if she stole my money. I am sorry, there are just to many scams to be giving my account information to people out on the street.
Which brings me to the last problem I have with these people (for right now, there may be more later). I asked if its possible that I take the application home with me and mail it to the corporate office or if I can go online to fill out the application. The answer is always no. They can always come up with several excuses why it wouldn't be smart to do it any other way than to sign up with them on the street. I have heard "80% of applications we give out are never returned so it doesnt make sense for me to give you an application to take home." Which makes me wonder, isn't saving the life of a child worth the 20% chance that someone would return the application. I have also heard, "The children on the website are different from the ones I am trying to get sponsored, only children new to the program are posted on the internet, so I represent the kids that keep getting pushed back and forgotten about." The insistence that the application be filled out with them, just oozes selfish motives. If it is really the kids you are worried about, does it really matter who gets credit for the application.
So, now that I have completed my rant, I am currently surfing online gathering information so I can decide which organization I will be sponsoring my child through. I am currently leaning toward an organization that allows you to sponsor an entire family as opposed to just one child.
If I have to say anything these street marketers did convince me that there were things I can do to help right now. They have suscceeded in motivating me to "sponsor a damn child."